The Dude
MuscleChemistry Registered Member
A few of the members of my gym
1. Can't Get Right - this young black male I'm assuming is from the West Side and I also assume he is quite ignorant. He constantly walks and leans to the left. My only explanation is that his boys told him to represent the West Side and he thought they said Left Side.
2. Max - this guys arms and legs are about as big around as my wrist yet he piles on as much weight on every apparatus as he can and then presses against it not budging it an inch, but screaming with all his might.
3. Ghandi - this young black guy looked great.... 20lbs ago. In his never-ending quest to get leaner he now looks like an Ethiopian track athlete.
4. Cum Dumpster - this girl used to work the front desk. She is in relatively good shape and relatively pretty, but literally tries to pretty much fuck any and every guy in the gym. She is dumber than dirt and can occasionally be seen crying wondering why she "can't find a nice guy to take care of her".
5. Lurch - this 5'4 140lb guy rolls his shoulders forward I'm assuming to flex his traps and holds his arms so far out to his sides it looks like he is preparing to be shot from a cannon.
6. My favorite - The Ricketeer - this middle aged black guy comes waddling in with ankle braces, knee braces, a belt latched as tight as it can go around his pot belly, elbow sleeves and wrist braces. His arms and legs look like a chicken leg once your done eating it and are about to throw it away. He gets on the smith machine and puts on 4 plates a side and wobbles around it for a half hour and then leaves.
7. Filthy rich guy - this tall lanky long haired weirdo hops out of his brand new Bentley with socks up to his knees, basketball shorts to his knees, and a sleeveless shirt. What really sets him apart is his religious habit of rolling around in horse shit before he comes to the gym. You can smell this fucker inside the gym when he pulls into the parking lot and it's times to put a bit of vapor rub under each nostril or prepare to spew your last meal when he walks by.
Lastly
8. Ron Terry - who can say anything bad about his guy?! He's 6'5 300lbs shredded to the bone with a 28' waist. Each and every muscle is perfect. His form is impeccable and he is the most humble, pleasant, nice guy you could ever meet. He should've gotten the role as Conan on the new movie. I would've watched it then.
There you have it. The Allstars.
1. Can't Get Right - this young black male I'm assuming is from the West Side and I also assume he is quite ignorant. He constantly walks and leans to the left. My only explanation is that his boys told him to represent the West Side and he thought they said Left Side.
2. Max - this guys arms and legs are about as big around as my wrist yet he piles on as much weight on every apparatus as he can and then presses against it not budging it an inch, but screaming with all his might.
3. Ghandi - this young black guy looked great.... 20lbs ago. In his never-ending quest to get leaner he now looks like an Ethiopian track athlete.
4. Cum Dumpster - this girl used to work the front desk. She is in relatively good shape and relatively pretty, but literally tries to pretty much fuck any and every guy in the gym. She is dumber than dirt and can occasionally be seen crying wondering why she "can't find a nice guy to take care of her".
5. Lurch - this 5'4 140lb guy rolls his shoulders forward I'm assuming to flex his traps and holds his arms so far out to his sides it looks like he is preparing to be shot from a cannon.
6. My favorite - The Ricketeer - this middle aged black guy comes waddling in with ankle braces, knee braces, a belt latched as tight as it can go around his pot belly, elbow sleeves and wrist braces. His arms and legs look like a chicken leg once your done eating it and are about to throw it away. He gets on the smith machine and puts on 4 plates a side and wobbles around it for a half hour and then leaves.
7. Filthy rich guy - this tall lanky long haired weirdo hops out of his brand new Bentley with socks up to his knees, basketball shorts to his knees, and a sleeveless shirt. What really sets him apart is his religious habit of rolling around in horse shit before he comes to the gym. You can smell this fucker inside the gym when he pulls into the parking lot and it's times to put a bit of vapor rub under each nostril or prepare to spew your last meal when he walks by.
Lastly
8. Ron Terry - who can say anything bad about his guy?! He's 6'5 300lbs shredded to the bone with a 28' waist. Each and every muscle is perfect. His form is impeccable and he is the most humble, pleasant, nice guy you could ever meet. He should've gotten the role as Conan on the new movie. I would've watched it then.
There you have it. The Allstars.
