My Dog

[TheElmo]

I have had my dog for 5 months now. Every time I go home he goes crazy with happyness. But he also gets a hard on every fucking time. He has been fixed. So I am thinking he is queer or I'm one handsome Devil!! What I have started doing is when i get home and he jumps around like a god damn Drunk Irish soccer fan. I grab his penis and yell NO! My ex girl friend use to do that to me and it worked so I am hoping it works on him.

 

[BillTheButcher]

You grab your dog's pee pee?

 

[TheElmo]

lol ofcoarse not! I grabb some salad tongs to do it. Otherwise I BE the queer

 

[BillTheButcher]

Elmo join CMF.

 

[That_Guy]

yeah you have a gay dog... you know they say that pets take after their owners... hmm

 

[TheElmo]

right now I would say your partially right Guy. We both have no nuts. my dog and i.

 

[That_Guy]

haha thats great. some funny people on this site

 

[mikeswift]

Elmo just tell these guys you're not gay but your boyfriend is! and that dog is Gayyyyyy with a capitol GAY.

 

[TheElmo]

lol you got there, mikeswinger!

 

[mikeswift]

I retract my last statement I think you must be dead sexy if your dog pops a boner just by seeing you...

 

[modizzle]

I think i heard on the news that, a dog was lost from San Fan,....and was happily adopted by a good caring bro....Lol, and that could be the dog with the same side effect...it smells gay people or at least people who have gay traits :surprised

 

[jmacey22]

Is it a wiener dog? That would just be hilarious!

 

[kdog]

Is it a wiener dog? That would just be hilarious!

LOL :laugh: