ONe for the ladies....

[midwtchamp]

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

 

[midwtchamp]

Women's Comebacks to Pick-Up Lines
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 

[radical_P]

cute as well

 

[uppercut]

My wife loved the blond asshole joke.

 

[huntergatherer]

LOL

 

[Harvey Balboner]

Mens combacks to the combacks

Women's Comebacks to Pick-Up Lines

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: that's because your going to be on your knees greeting my crotch

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: that's cool after we get through in the back seat of my car I really don't care where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized.
Man: Oh so you like it on your face

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That's cool as long as your still warm when we do it.

 

[kristylynn]

those kick ass, I really like the replies

 

[jaywooly]

Great Harvey, great!

 

[Saks]

LOFL