Well I was out last night with some friends at a good redneck bar. I'm just sitting there minding my own business. When I loud mouth hick started popping off. I knew he had some friends with him but I had more. I tell him I didnt want to fight and turn back around to the bar and I could see him in the mirror behind the bar. He grabs my shoulder and spins me around on the stool. What did I do? A good old fashion Ric Flair eye gouge, woooooo! Then proceded to push his teeth thru the back of his head. A word of advice, leave the big quiet guy alone.
Picking on the big guy
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The Dude
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I've never had too much of a problem. Most of the places I go know that I have just a tad of experience. If the situation doesn't fall into that category, I politely warn them that starting a starting a fight with me is not in their best interest. Its been years since it has progressed past that point. I may be a bodybuilder now, but I put the same devotion into my training for the 12 years I fought competitively.
Gotta love idiots like that. Hey it keeps ya on your toes. I am not a fighter either but Ive studied martial arts and have gone through my plan of attack in my mind over and over. I have had dreams where I beat the crap out of my father in law (hes a fake idiot) and they always go one of two ways. I palm heel strike him in the nose or I take him down with a single and go to elbowing his head and then after he is a bloody mess I dislocate his arm with an armbar or maybe a chimora. Like I said I have envisioned this many times. LOL
I'm not a small guy, but I'm dirty as they come.:thumbsup:
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