Would you date a girl with a fake leg/arm??

Not a girl, but a guy...yes. Why not? If he can bring himself to date me, a girl with fake boobs then I should be willing to date a guy with a fake leg/arm LOL!
Serious answer is yes of course.
 
One of the waitresses at TRH had her arm cut off around the elbow and told my wife she would make a rocking lesbian, cant get more hung than that!
 
Many yrs ago I had a good buddy platehead who went to UW LaCrosse and he claimed he used to bang a one legged woman who he called Stumpy, his logic was if he had a peg leg, he would want sex. He said she had a stool she put her leg up, her peg leg I assume. I really respected him for this, LOL
 
Is this her? Lmao

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I once threw a girl out of my car after I figured out she had a lazy eye, so no!

dude thats so fucked up, but reminds me of how shallow i was even in 6th grade, lol i just came from catholic school , first time in a public school, new kid around, some hot chick had her friend ask me if i wanted to see her, i said sure, she said my friend wants to wear your coat, so i took off my black silk iron maiden cool as fuck jacket lol, and gave it to her to give to her friend dawn,

so lunch came around, i sat down across from here and we had lunch, this went on for 4 days, and on the 4th day i had realized she was missing her right hand, from the wrist up, and it blew my fucking mind, no one told me as i was new, had no friends yet lol, so anyhow, she put her stump on the lunch table on day 4 figuring she was comfortable enough to show me after talking for a few days on phone and after school walks, lunch, etc, and well, i asked her for my jacket back, and went and sat at another table with a kid i just met lmao

so yeah, i dont doubt you tossed a chick out ur car when you relaized she had a lazy eye lol, i know it probably sounds like soemhting your just saying to be funny to most guys reading this , but not me bro, lol, some of us are just really fucked up individuals lmao
 
dude thats so fucked up, but reminds me of how shallow i was even in 6th grade, lol i just came from catholic school , first time in a public school, new kid around, some hot chick had her friend ask me if i wanted to see her, i said sure, she said my friend wants to wear your coat, so i took off my black silk iron maiden cool as fuck jacket lol, and gave it to her to give to her friend dawn,

so lunch came around, i sat down across from here and we had lunch, this went on for 4 days, and on the 4th day i had realized she was missing her right hand, from the wrist up, and it blew my fucking mind, no one told me as i was new, had no friends yet lol, so anyhow, she put her stump on the lunch table on day 4 figuring she was comfortable enough to show me after talking for a few days on phone and after school walks, lunch, etc, and well, i asked her for my jacket back, and went and sat at another table with a kid i just met lmao

so yeah, i dont doubt you tossed a chick out ur car when you relaized she had a lazy eye lol, i know it probably sounds like soemhting your just saying to be funny to most guys reading this , but not me bro, lol, some of us are just really fucked up individuals lmao
Did you have to help her take your jacket off? Lol

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Did you have to help her take your jacket off? Lol

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no lol, and you know what dawned on me for like weeks afterwards, is I thought she would always walk home with me or in the hall way would always stand on my right side, so i wouldnt see her missing hand, and i thought how fucked up of her , just show it, let someone know ya know, and then years later i realized she wasnt trying to hide her missing hand from me, she walked on my right side all the time, so she could hold my hand with her only hand, as she liked holding hands walking home and such, im such a fucking duesch bag lol
 
Really should it matter?? Ever see the Blade Runners GF who he murdered? Didnt stop here

of course not! but i was in 6th grade lol, and back then kids would see a retarded kid in the mall, and him and all his dick head friends would start walking like retards , lol, so its just shit you do as a kid i guess, lol, ya know the kind of shit i would beat my kids asses for doing now lmao
 
of course not! but i was in 6th grade lol, and back then kids would see a retarded kid in the mall, and him and all his dick head friends would start walking like retards , lol, so its just shit you do as a kid i guess, lol, ya know the kind of shit i would beat my kids asses for doing now lmao
And I'm guessing yr Dad woulda done same to you if he ever knew? I know my Dad would kick my ass if I ever mocked someone liked that and with good reason!!
 
And I'm guessing yr Dad woulda done same to you if he ever knew? I know my Dad would kick my ass if I ever mocked someone liked that and with good reason!!

lol, dude i never mocked a retarded kid lol, i was making a popular example we all have seen or pictured kids doing, lol, but yeah the shit with the girl without a hand was pretty shallow, and it was more out of shock, i was already in shock being in public school for the first time, and seeing black kids, lol, yeah not til 6th grade lmao
 
dude thats so fucked up, but reminds me of how shallow i was even in 6th grade, lol i just came from catholic school , first time in a public school, new kid around, some hot chick had her friend ask me if i wanted to see her, i said sure, she said my friend wants to wear your coat, so i took off my black silk iron maiden cool as fuck jacket lol, and gave it to her to give to her friend dawn,

so lunch came around, i sat down across from here and we had lunch, this went on for 4 days, and on the 4th day i had realized she was missing her right hand, from the wrist up, and it blew my fucking mind, no one told me as i was new, had no friends yet lol, so anyhow, she put her stump on the lunch table on day 4 figuring she was comfortable enough to show me after talking for a few days on phone and after school walks, lunch, etc, and well, i asked her for my jacket back, and went and sat at another table with a kid i just met lmao

so yeah, i dont doubt you tossed a chick out ur car when you relaized she had a lazy eye lol, i know it probably sounds like soemhting your just saying to be funny to most guys reading this , but not me bro, lol, some of us are just really fucked up individuals lmao

Agreed, f'ed up but that's who I was at one time, lol
I leaned over to kiss her and her eye wandered...I stopped lean over, opened the door and said, uh, you gotta get out...
The thing was other than that she was a ten, gorgeous, dark haired cheerleader....
 
Agreed, f'ed up but that's who I was at one time, lol
I leaned over to kiss her and her eye wandered...I stopped lean over, opened the door and said, uh, you gotta get out...
The thing was other than that she was a ten, gorgeous, dark haired cheerleader....

you dont have to explain that to me brutha lol, weve all been many different people in our lives, i know i have been and done some very bad things , so live and learn. I regret a lot of the shit i did in highschool, through my early 20's ,
 
I feel like I'm in therapy! Lol a buddy of mines brother was cross eye and I would always fuck with him hey fucking look at me when you talk or who the fuck you talking too.

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