Ever Crap Yourself???

[jackedupcrazy]

cool

i am glad to see I am not the only one.

 

[dreww]

Knock on wood. but I haven't experienced anything like that yet. But you are all older than me. and its good to know I have experiences like that to look forward too.

 

[tool]

I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol!

Thats the funniest shit I've read in a while...lol..lol

 

[modizzle]

i crapped once when my buddy was over and we were getting ready for prom dance, and i was still in my shorts tryin to heat the shower, and my buddy was already dressed in his tuxedos, so i came up to him and i tried to fart so loud, and i crapped my pants, but the funny thing was that some came out and dropped on his shoes and the carpet and all he could do was yell Oh MY GOD OH MY GOD you clean this shit off me right am not even playing with you...I started to laugh so hard and crapped some more... but he face was the funniest thing i have seen...

 

[England]

I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol!

LMAO......Don't you just hate those drunken tails of the past! They are funny as hell now!

 

[big-guy2]

I shit my undies in a bar once while standing up pissing , the fart wasnt just a fart, so tore off my undies cleaned up with them threw them away and free balled it the rest on the night at the bar

now here is one that realy embarresed me, it was my first girlfreind ever, i spent the night at her parents house after a 4th of july party, well i woke up thenext day in bed and realized i had shit all over my nice white jeans (white jeans were in back then) just as it was all starting to come to me about what had happened the night beofre cause i passed out ....well my girlfreind walked in cause werent aloud to sleep in the same room back then 16 yrs old each, so i cover up with the blanket real good so she doesnt notice i have shit on me, she sits up next to me in bed and says she has to tell me the funniest story, i am like ohhhh shit here we go i am snagged...she then proceeds to tell me that when she woke up that morning that their was a pile of shit on the kitchen chair and kitchen floor, and she thinks the baby ( her niece) got up i the middle of the night and mistakenly shit on the kitchen chair thinking it was the toilet seat, at this point i am pretending to laugh with her but embarresed to all hell cause i realy couldnt figure out how i woke up with shit on me until she told me the story about her nece shitting on the chair,lmao, she then proceeds to tell me she never seen anything like it, she actualy said she couldnt believe such big shit terds could come from such a little girl,lol, anyhow she went back out and made me breakfast and i jumped up locked the door got my book bag with cloths in it and changed as fast as fuck and stuffed my shitty cloths in the bag and never unzipped it again til i got home,lol!

yeah, hate when that shit (no pun intended) happens!!! man, i was takinga piss one day, you know, a real good piss...well, i thought i had a little fart to go with it...nah, not at all...it was a turd...sucks when you have to clean that shit out of your undies & then act like nothing happened...shit happens!!!
:moon:

 

[Jumbo]

Actauly I have a good piss story, i was seeing this chic and we drunk good that night, so i guess i was drunk and dream walking or someshit cause all i here is her yelling at me "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" OVER AND OVR AGAIN, so wake up from my sleep walk and realize i am standing next to the bed pissing all over the window wich was actualy closed, she made me clean it up and leave, we didnt last long after that

this one made me laugh the hardest......so similar to a story my dad told me about his younger drinking day. His best friend way back when, and him went out drinking.........when his friend gets back home w/ girlfriend....they pass out. He gets up in a sleep walk......still drunk i guess, and some how manages to get himself turned around so that he walks up to her end of the bed and his knees bump up against the edge of the bed, in his sleeping state he thought he was at the toilet so he pulls it out and lets it go all over her in her sleep....the golden shower wakes her up and she's screaming the same words you quoted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" lol that relationship didnt work out either, so guys if you want out of a relationship and don't have the balls to break it off......just pee on her window or her for that matter lol.

 

[Jumbo Shrimp]

Ok this was was prety recent. I was at the bar one night for a buddys b-day and had a run in woth some local cowboys. We were hanging out minding our own buisness and these guys had been eye ballin' us all night. I had just got back from taking a piss and see my buddy talking to these guys. No biggie didn't seem like anything was going to happen they were just talking like it was cool. I sat down and started wondering what was going on. I stood up to go down there and had to walk down some steps and take a right hand turn to get where they were. When I rounded the corner I got smacked in the temple with a beer bottle and got knocked the f(*K out. DOn't know how long I was out but when I came to they were gone. 8 of them on 3 of us it was prety week. Anyways when I got hit I must have lost control and shit my pants. Worst part was I was so disoriented from getting knocked out I didn't even know it till about 10 minutes later. What a night. Cat scan and a $2k hospital bill that I hope my insurance pays for. Seemed like the worst part was shitting my pants. LOL.

 

[TST13]

JUC!!! If I remember right you crapped yourself in a tanning bed too!!! LMAO!!!

 

[Pumped78]

Presser those are some good 1's man, i crapped myself at the gym doing 900lb leg presses, ran to the bathroom shit my brains out tossed my drawers and then added more weight and continued leg day. That suct though, what a bitch