Found a new dating site !!

[onyett]

I have to share this one...

I was with this chick one time, We were almost done , I had gotten her off a couple times so I was ready. So I asked her are you on birth control and she said no, so i said where do you want it and she said in me... Im like your ass??? She said no in me , Im like NO..... Im gettin ready to blow and I start pullin out thinkin about the belly button or tittys and right when Im at that point she grabs me and pulls me back in and wraps her legs around me!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Shes the one that called the next day and said she was pregnant. Crazy bitch.

Dude hope u start goin in with scuba gear on and a double saran wrap on that goodie---you have too many to find your way out butt naked!!!!

 

[dreww]

I have to share this one...

I was with this chick one time, We were almost done , I had gotten her off a couple times so I was ready. So I asked her are you on birth control and she said no, so i said where do you want it and she said in me... Im like your ass??? She said no in me , Im like NO..... Im gettin ready to blow and I start pullin out thinkin about the belly button or tittys and right when Im at that point she grabs me and pulls me back in and wraps her legs around me!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Shes the one that called the next day and said she was pregnant. Crazy bitch.

the ol' snatch snag. I hate it when they do that!

 

[mcgaret]

Its hard to pull out with those fingernails digging into your ass.

 

[mcgaret]

what is this protection you speak of? is it similar to mine? you know fake name and number, sometimes i even wear an eye patch to really throw them off

Hey Stupid, the eye patch is for the brown eye IN YOUR HEAD!! Didn't
you wonder when you had to keep getting a longer string to reach around
your waist??

 

[onyett]

Its hard to pull out with those fingernails digging into your ass.

That's when you tell her you're the "STRANGER" then watch her get the hell out!!!

 

[mcgaret]

That's when you tell her you're the "STRANGER" then watch her get the hell out!!!

I couldn't think that fast at the time (lack of blood flow to the brain or
something) - That is how I got my first daughter - serioulsy - LOL

 

[Local124bro]

Update.... Iver been on a few dates. Lots of girls still hitting me up. I met this one chick that is crazy hot! Been talking to her for a few weeks .Looks like pam andersons twin sister but she is a little over weight. Im not talking fat but she has a little belly. Shes 5' 9" and probably 155 maybe at the most. Im thinking I might have to get her on some clen.... what do you guys think? Lol! She also smokes and that shits gotta go to!

 

[Stickler*]

I have to share this one...

I was with this chick one time, We were almost done , I had gotten her off a couple times so I was ready. So I asked her are you on birth control and she said no, so i said where do you want it and she said in me... Im like your ass??? She said no in me , Im like NO..... Im gettin ready to blow and I start pullin out thinkin about the belly button or tittys and right when Im at that point she grabs me and pulls me back in and wraps her legs around me!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Shes the one that called the next day and said she was pregnant. Crazy bitch.

before i read anymore... THIS is the axe carrying i'm gonna cut your shit off if you don't put it where i make babies type..... this chick sounds like she wanted to have your sperm right in her tubes.... WOW.... hope you dropped her the next day.... that's just wrong...

 

[Stickler*]

Update.... Iver been on a few dates. Lots of girls still hitting me up. I met this one chick that is crazy hot! Been talking to her for a few weeks .Looks like pam andersons twin sister but she is a little over weight. Im not talking fat but she has a little belly. Shes 5' 9" and probably 155 maybe at the most. Im thinking I might have to get her on some clen.... what do you guys think? Lol! She also smokes and that shits gotta go to!

shit.. smoking isn't THAT bad.... c'mon man.. haven't you seen the ad's from the 50's ? .. if you don't smoke, you're not COOOOOL ....

so .. apperently I'm very very cool... i cough alot... but i'm "cool" ... lol

 

[Local124bro]

More updates. Still talkin to the hottie. Met some more girls and you have to watch out lots of them have old pictures up or pictures that do not show their lower half, I mean lower half ton!! WTF are they thinking its not like they can hide they are fat!!! Duh!! Its a big wast of time, so now I openly ask girls what sizes they are and tell them my experiences so they understand. Its still a great site though, most action i have ever had in a long time! I make sure to have the girls come by the house before we go out if they are questionable!

 

[onyett]

luv this thread

 

[Get_Swole]

More updates. Still talkin to the hottie. Met some more girls and you have to watch out lots of them have old pictures up or pictures that do not show their lower half, I mean lower half ton!! WTF are they thinking its not like they can hide they are fat!!! Duh!! Its a big wast of time, so now I openly ask girls what sizes they are and tell them my experiences so they understand. Its still a great site though, most action i have ever had in a long time! I make sure to have the girls come by the house before we go out if they are questionable!

just do what i do. Make sure to do the window peak as they are coming up if they are good lookin let them in.. If they are not so good looking pretend the bish got the wrong address.

 

[Local124bro]

2:43 am..... Nailed another one!! Lol! Damn Sust! Has anyone else tried this site??? Fish in a barrel!!!

 

[Get_Swole]

no they dont have anything in my state oh well i have myspace and other sites to do some fishing from.

 

[Local124bro]

no they dont have anything in my state oh well i have myspace and other sites to do some fishing from.

You should have it , its a world wide site. Just log in and put your zip and start looking for girls near you. Trust me its worth it.

 

[Get_Swole]

holy shit i just got on there and it looks easy as shit some of these chicks are hot and just looking for a date damn this is gonna be a busy weekend thanks local lmao

 

[Local124bro]

Well Nailed another one! Lol! Kinda..... Had a problem NEVER had before no matter how fat they were. Lol! Everythings goin good and gettin ready and she insisted I put on a rubber! WTF!! Havent used one since I was 18 ! I put that thing on and the instant I did my dick got limp! WTF??? Took it off and it got hard again! She made me put another one on and I fucked her for like ten min and did it again! Its either I am running too much Deca or I really hate rubbers! Lol! But seriously I am doing 650mg of Sustaplex and and a little over 400mg of Decaplex so i am wondering is the short acting esters running out while I am still loaded up with deca? Thinking I might do 3 ml a week of sust now instead of 2 ml. Thats like 975 mg but short acting included... What do you guys think??

 

[putanad]

Nice, but I still like going out and picking up .. love the chalange

 

[Local124bro]

Had to bump this .... This is why my posts started slowing on here. Still hitting that site heavy and have dialed in on the woman and know what to say and doing great! Anyone else try it yet? Im pulling some quality girls on there wish I could put up the pics! Lol!