Joke anyone
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Big Guns
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He says he is guilty:
A DPS agent in Booger County ‘pulled a driver over' and asked him why he was
speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler. He was on
his way to Branson to do a show that night, and didn't want to be late. The
deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would
do a little juggling for him, he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver
told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment ‘on ahead', and didn't
have anything to juggle. The deputy told him that he had some flares in the
trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said
that he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to
the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind
the squad car. A drunk got out of his car and watched the performance
briefly, then went over to the squad car and got in the backseat. The deputy
went over to his squad car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he
thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "Might as well take me to jail;
there's no way I can pass that test."
A DPS agent in Booger County ‘pulled a driver over' and asked him why he was
speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler. He was on
his way to Branson to do a show that night, and didn't want to be late. The
deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would
do a little juggling for him, he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver
told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment ‘on ahead', and didn't
have anything to juggle. The deputy told him that he had some flares in the
trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said
that he could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to
the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind
the squad car. A drunk got out of his car and watched the performance
briefly, then went over to the squad car and got in the backseat. The deputy
went over to his squad car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he
thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "Might as well take me to jail;
there's no way I can pass that test."
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