Valentine's Day Gifts

[winneevee]

Just wondering what everyone has got their special someone for valentines day... im kinda down to the last minute and dont know what to get her

 

[irishpride]

get her a box with nothing in it and tell her this is what she means to you...or pee on her when she is asleep...thats always a good one...LOL i am in the same boat..i dont know what to get her...i got some time though

 

[da_Fonz]

You better get me somehting good damnit or we're threw. You hear me, LMAO.

 

[brew]

spa gift certs.

 

[irishpride]

spa gift certs.

you have been gettin me that for years you cheapbastard...

 

[modizzle]

You heart breaker...what the hell am i gonna go with empty vial IP,...lol...

 

[brew]

But IP Ithought you like those tough man hands rubbing you down. You just want something different because they won't let you in anymore.....you know after that whole "pitching a tent episode" during your rub down with foreign massuer with the accent.

 

[modizzle]

I thought about a kinky sex card game..lol that would spark some fire from last valentine, when IP made me reach climax 4times in his mouth ....you whore of a man!!!! No wondered you got that distended abs....lol!!!

 

[irishpride]

I thought about a kinky sex card game..lol that would spark some fire from last valentine, when IP made me reach climax 4times in his mouth ....you whore of a man!!!! No wondered you got that distended abs....lol!!!

now you did it little man...your in for a great deal of pain...look at your new name bitch LOL

 

[irishpride]

But IP Ithought you like those tough man hands rubbing you down. You just want something different because they won't let you in anymore.....you know after that whole "pitching a tent episode" during your rub down with foreign massuer with the accent.

and the only reason i pitched a tent is you wore that little school girl out fit for me..whore

 

[modizzle]

now you did it little man...your in for a great deal of pain...look at your new name bitch LOL [/QUO


Hahaha, You son of a man whore!!! change my name, that's your only line of defense...lol

 

[irishpride]

now you did it little man...your in for a great deal of pain...look at your new name bitch LOL [/QUO


Hahaha, You son of a man whore!!! change my name, that's your only line of defense...lol

and its all i need...let this be your last warning..

 

[little big guy]

I.O.U. cards for dinner and massages and cuddle sessions and sh*t. They eat that cheasy sh*t up! Otherwise diamonds are in order (or both).

 

[ton1333]

IP you can always give her a plane ticket and send her my way, shed like that the best for sure!

 

[winneevee]

i was thinking about taking my girl somewhere she has never been before.....to the kitchen

 

[QBMuscle]

my girlfreind isn't getting a damn thing. But she's ok with that because our 3 year anniversary is on the 27th. that and she's imaginary

 

[Cannons]

my girlfreind isn't getting a damn thing. But she's ok with that because our 3 year anniversary is on the 27th. that and she's imaginary

LMAO!!!

 

[Cannons]

Just remember that its the little things that matter to women the most. Shit that guys don't give a rats ass about, make women cream in their panties. Read my response that I wrote on Profits World thread about vday. Make little signs, put her on a treasure hunt and leave a gift, flowers or candy at the end. If you give her a bear or stuffed animal, spray the cologne that you wear that she likes on it, and tell her that she can hold it tight while shes sleeping if shes away from you and think of you. Give her one of those mushy gushy cards that tells her how much you love her or want her, and make her feel like she is the only woman on the earth. Take her out to a nice restraunt where they sing or play instruments at your table and have them sirenade her. All of the above is a for sure ticket to whatever you want once the night is over. Oh and don't forget to get some red wine or champagne to top the evening off (most of the time beer or liquor isn't as much of a turn on to them, depending on what type of woman you have). Make a CD with slow love songs on it, light some candles, turn off the lights and slow dance with her. About 20minutes into it (or sooner) start taking her clothes off. If I have to tell you what to do after that..........well, like Ton said, send her on down (J/K bro!)

 

[QBMuscle]

i ended up giving her something. i bought her sweater from school cause she wanted one, but didn't tell her about it. i put it into a takout box form the resteraunt i work at and told her i brought her dinner, she opened it and BANG. there it is woooooo. i had to get her something though to barter with because me and the guys are planning a trip to montreal during reading week, which also happens to be during our anniversary. oh well.

 

[fitchick]

My boyfriend and I got matching I.D Bracelets with each others names on them.