homonunculus
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So I'm going about my business in the gym and am on the leg press yesterday. The guys on the leg press next to me have 2 plates and a 10lb'er on each side. I've got mine loaded up. (Amazing how I can be over 5 times stronger but weight the same LOL)
So, I buckle up and get all noisy like I do on leg days (I love that shit), finish a 17 repper by nearly blacking out and killing myself and am doing an "extreme stretch" for my quads.
My heart rate's about 180, my face is as red as a stop sign, I'm breathing like an asthmatic virgin on crack in a whore house and I've got my eyes clothed and my headphones on.
It just so happened that one of my ear plugs had fallen out, so I hear, just barely, over the rushing of blood in my head, one of the guys from the leg press next to me asking:
"So, you compete in that, huh?..."
Being the sweetheart that I am when I'm in the zone in the gym, I actually considered responding to him, but this time, I just plain couldn't. Then it occurred to me:
WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE THINKING?... Is he the reporter that asks the exhausted firefighter coming out of a burning building - "So, is it hot in there?..." This is the guy who asks someone soaked from the rain if its "Gettin' wet out there?..." This is the fella who remarks to the person who just lost a finger that that "musta really hurt, huh?..."
Aside from that, who in the hell competes in the leg press?... LOL If I'd had my wits about me, I probably could have had him believing I was prepping for the ILPA (International Leg Presser's Association) Championships next week. "It'll be on ESPN!!!" LOL. Its between me and the Russian Boris "the Badger" Ibanoshovic. LMAO
Let's hear some other stories - Ladies, I KNOW you have have 'em.
-Randy
So, I buckle up and get all noisy like I do on leg days (I love that shit), finish a 17 repper by nearly blacking out and killing myself and am doing an "extreme stretch" for my quads.
My heart rate's about 180, my face is as red as a stop sign, I'm breathing like an asthmatic virgin on crack in a whore house and I've got my eyes clothed and my headphones on.
It just so happened that one of my ear plugs had fallen out, so I hear, just barely, over the rushing of blood in my head, one of the guys from the leg press next to me asking:
"So, you compete in that, huh?..."
Being the sweetheart that I am when I'm in the zone in the gym, I actually considered responding to him, but this time, I just plain couldn't. Then it occurred to me:
WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE THINKING?... Is he the reporter that asks the exhausted firefighter coming out of a burning building - "So, is it hot in there?..." This is the guy who asks someone soaked from the rain if its "Gettin' wet out there?..." This is the fella who remarks to the person who just lost a finger that that "musta really hurt, huh?..."
Aside from that, who in the hell competes in the leg press?... LOL If I'd had my wits about me, I probably could have had him believing I was prepping for the ILPA (International Leg Presser's Association) Championships next week. "It'll be on ESPN!!!" LOL. Its between me and the Russian Boris "the Badger" Ibanoshovic. LMAO
Let's hear some other stories - Ladies, I KNOW you have have 'em.
-Randy