In the Gym, Pet Peeves....

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sweatmachine said:

Or another killer is...
A guy asks for a spot flat benching.
You take a moment from your heavy dumbell rows to be a nice guy. He needs a lift off, he needs you to keep it moving after it careems into his sternum and bounces off . You try to keep it moving for him and end up doing your 8th set of rows right there. After helping this retard lock it out, he says "3 MORE! " AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Sweat, Bro, I PUNISH these guys. That last rep is PURE hell. After a 30 second forced rep with me belittling them continuously, they don't ask for a second spot:
"C'mon buddy, you got that shit. Lock it!! Loooooocccckkkk It!!! C'mon Big Dog, use that chest!!! No squirming around- its gotta be allll yoouuuuu!!! Just a few more inchess!!! Keep breathin' now - its almost there. Lock that left side ---- PPPUUUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHH!!!! Almoooosssssstttt.... thhhheeeeeerrrreeee!!!! Aaaaannnnnddd.... You're done. Nice rep. Let me know if you need another spot." ;)

-Randy
 
I hate it all.... and I hate when people stare at me when i'm working out, and when people are between me and the mirror (while working out) checking their f**king abs, it makes me so fucking angry coz they do it every five minutes
 
I just realized. I go out of my way to be a nice guy, to be helpful to the up-and-comers because I want to despell the myth of the big errogant asshole BB'der.

When I was 17, I asked the biggest guy in the gym how to get big. He told me eat everything in site and stay the F out of his way and I should do fine....
I never want to be like that. So in all honesty, I do go out of my way ( not far out) to help someone get the correct info, or use the correct technique. I also know by reading most of the posts on this site that you guys are pretty much the same way. But they sure can piss ya off ,huh?
 
LMAO! That shit is too funny about giving a spot..... I really hate breaking a sweat while spotting too.... I think homonunculus has a good solution....... man that made me laugh..... :D
 
I hate little or big Fu$kers that stand near or over you when having a drink at the bublers - that makes me want to grab some ears and throw some head butts!!!!!!!

I also hate these young little Fu$kers that walk around like their the man...

Plus all of the above that you all mentioned!!!!!!!
 
this was already mentioned, but i hate it when the big group of highschool kids come in every day and just do chest!!!!!!!! and at my gym it is really annoying cause they are all asian!!(not that there is anything wrong with asian people), but when there is 30 135 pound chinamen surrounding me i feel like i'm in a where's Waldo book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry:
 
another thing...

I hate when all the benches are piled up in one spot in the dumbell area.

I hate the "in between sets Zit-popers"

I hate when people put the dumbells away when the plates are loose and need tightening. PEOPLE learn to spin the dumbells to tighten the plates!!!!

I hate getting a huge boner while deadlifting...(happened when I was 22)

I hate when chunky chics wear a sweatshirt around their ass, as if they are fooling anyone.

I hate when hot chics wera a sweatshirt around their ass ...just because.

I hate when my wife ( some of you know what she looks like) is doing stiff legs and that one guy all of a sudden is very thirsty and has to continually walk behind her on his way to the water fountain. Dude, learn to use the mirrors!

I hat the person that weighs himself 4 times per work out...

phew, thats better....have a nice day
 
sweatmachine said:
another thing...

I hate when all the benches are piled up in one spot in the dumbell area.

I hate the "in between sets Zit-popers"

I hate when people put the dumbells away when the plates are loose and need tightening. PEOPLE learn to spin the dumbells to tighten the plates!!!!

I hate getting a huge boner while deadlifting...(happened when I was 22)

I hate when chunky chics wear a sweatshirt around their ass, as if they are fooling anyone.

I hate when hot chics wera a sweatshirt around their ass ...just because.

I hate when my wife ( some of you know what she looks like) is doing stiff legs and that one guy all of a sudden is very thirsty and has to continually walk behind her on his way to the water fountain. Dude, learn to use the mirrors!

I hat the person that weighs himself 4 times per work out...

phew, thats better....have a nice day



all good one bro

you can't blame a man for looking at your wife, but you can give him a warning that once was enough!
 
I hate it when the same old lady comes in to walk on the treadmill (in the middle of my workout) and like clock work walks over to me and asks "do you mind if I turn off the radio"! Then she turns the TV to Martha Stewart ... This is why I always bring the walkman with me.

I also hate it when people think they are doing good by coming to the gym sick as hell only to infect me with the flu which has had me out of the gym the last 2 days!
 
I hate the fact that I workout at a "Fitness Club" instead of a "Gym". The weight area is 1/2 the size of the cardio area and just about everyone working out with weights is doing more harm than good.....PLUS they get in the way. Thankfully I look focused enough that they leave me be.

Too many OLD BALLS dangling in the locker room.....friggin kills me.....I just can't understand why people must wander around aimlessly with their twig and two berries hanging out....WRAP A TOWEL FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!!

Pretty much everything else that has been mentioned also......Extra emphasis on the crew of high school kids that bench 3 times a week.
 
sweatmachine said:
I hate when my wife ( some of you know what she looks like) is doing stiff legs and that one guy all of a sudden is very thirsty and has to continually walk behind her on his way to the water fountain. Dude, learn to use the mirrors!

God bless a well positioned mirror!!!
LOL
KR
 
I also hate it when you fart while squatting and your workout partners all abandon you on the spot!!!!
 
how about the loud screamers and then the dropping of the weights oh ya you look real tough throwing those on the floor and almost smashing your spoters foot. IF you cant put it back on the rack dont pick it up
 
roger that jackedone!

ever notice that if in fact you do fart in the execution of a lift, somehow all your strength goes with it? hmmmm curious!
 
sweatmachine said:
roger that jackedone!

ever notice that if in fact you do fart in the execution of a lift, somehow all your strength goes with it? hmmmm curious!

LMAO! Somehow I think it's your pride escaping with all of the gases. lol.

I also hate the screamers. Is screaming necessary to lift heavy weight? I don't think so buddy!
 
The fag that takes up the squat rack with his pathetic excuse for barbell curls, some people actually like working their lower body thanx:angry:
 
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