homonunculus
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sweatmachine said:
Or another killer is...
A guy asks for a spot flat benching.
You take a moment from your heavy dumbell rows to be a nice guy. He needs a lift off, he needs you to keep it moving after it careems into his sternum and bounces off . You try to keep it moving for him and end up doing your 8th set of rows right there. After helping this retard lock it out, he says "3 MORE! " AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sweat, Bro, I PUNISH these guys. That last rep is PURE hell. After a 30 second forced rep with me belittling them continuously, they don't ask for a second spot:
"C'mon buddy, you got that shit. Lock it!! Loooooocccckkkk It!!! C'mon Big Dog, use that chest!!! No squirming around- its gotta be allll yoouuuuu!!! Just a few more inchess!!! Keep breathin' now - its almost there. Lock that left side ---- PPPUUUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHH!!!! Almoooosssssstttt.... thhhheeeeeerrrreeee!!!! Aaaaannnnnddd.... You're done. Nice rep. Let me know if you need another spot."
-Randy








